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Saturday
Feb282015

Kid Rock vs. Beyonc√©: Uhm, So Let's Name Kid Rock's Hits

 

This "Single Ladies" image, alone, is more iconic than anything Kid Rock has ever created. (Credit: Columbia Records)

BY ROB DONOVAN (REVIEWniverse Guest Contributor)

This past week, the great rock icon Kid Rock (anyone under 50, please feel free to Wiki him) decided to trash Beyoncé, who from last count has added much more to the pop culture canon than Mr. Ritchie (you'll find that in Wiki, kids) has. It's a fact, even if you aren't an R&B fan.

Kid Rock (cool, hip name, huh?) told Rolling Stone that he was "flabbergasted"' by Beyoncé's fame, adding, "Beyoncé to me, doesn't have a f**king 'Purple Rain,' but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'?"

Here's where his idiocy gets better. He said, "People are like, 'Beyoncé's hot. Got a nice fucking ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."

So let's play "Kid Rock Song, Backstreet Boy Song, Tired Cliche, Porn Movie Title, or President of Nigeria?:

 

  • "Angel Guts"
  • "I'm Kid Rock"
  • "Picture"
  • "American Tushy"
  • "All Summer Long"
  • "Bawitdaba"
  • "Larger Than Life"
  • "We Got It Goin' On"
  • "Cocky"
  • "In a World Like This"
  • "Only God Knows Why"
  • "Goodluck Jonathan"
  • "Born Free"

(Answers are listed below) 

Point is, how many of Kid Rock's enduring hits did you know?  Now, how about: "Crazy in Love," "Drunk In Love," "Single Ladies," "Halo," "Run the World," "Listen," "If I Were a Boy," "Irreplaceable..." We all know those, don't we?

So, Kid Rock, shut up and stick to making that timeless music you do so well.

 

ANSWERS: PMT, TC, KRS, PMT, KRS, KRS, BBS, BBS, KRS, BBS, KRS, PON, KRS

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