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Feb282015

Kid Rock vs. Beyoncé: Uhm, So Let's Name Kid Rock's Hits

 

This "Single Ladies" image, alone, is more iconic than anything Kid Rock has ever created. (Credit: Columbia Records)

BY ROB DONOVAN (REVIEWniverse Guest Contributor)

This past week, the great rock icon Kid Rock (anyone under 50, please feel free to Wiki him) decided to trash Beyoncé, who from last count has added much more to the pop culture canon than Mr. Ritchie (you'll find that in Wiki, kids) has. It's a fact, even if you aren't an R&B fan.

Kid Rock (cool, hip name, huh?) told Rolling Stone that he was "flabbergasted"' by Beyoncé's fame, adding, "Beyoncé to me, doesn't have a f**king 'Purple Rain,' but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'?"

Here's where his idiocy gets better. He said, "People are like, 'Beyoncé's hot. Got a nice fucking ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."

So let's play "Kid Rock Song, Backstreet Boy Song, Tired Cliche, Porn Movie Title, or President of Nigeria?:

 

  • "Angel Guts"
  • "I'm Kid Rock"
  • "Picture"
  • "American Tushy"
  • "All Summer Long"
  • "Bawitdaba"
  • "Larger Than Life"
  • "We Got It Goin' On"
  • "Cocky"
  • "In a World Like This"
  • "Only God Knows Why"
  • "Goodluck Jonathan"
  • "Born Free"

(Answers are listed below) 

Point is, how many of Kid Rock's enduring hits did you know?  Now, how about: "Crazy in Love," "Drunk In Love," "Single Ladies," "Halo," "Run the World," "Listen," "If I Were a Boy," "Irreplaceable..." We all know those, don't we?

So, Kid Rock, shut up and stick to making that timeless music you do so well.

 

ANSWERS: PMT, TC, KRS, PMT, KRS, KRS, BBS, BBS, KRS, BBS, KRS, PON, KRS

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WHO IS KID ROCK?

If you don't like Beyoncé by now, you belong in a mental institution.
Who is Kid Rock? First time I hear his name, just shows!
Beyoncé deserves everything coming her way, she works extremely hard and always give her best.
Its time your take some tips from the Queen Bee...she's big because she do her thing! Now you just known for Your big mouth, and your small brain! I see its the in thing now to say something bad about Beyoncé...Just because she's the biggest on the planet...doesn't mean you should use her name for your publicity stunts...

March 3, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterHeinrich Rohman

He has outsold her just saying even worldwide her camp claims 118 million sild and its 36 million,Kid has sold 40 million which is impressive since he genre hops and doesnt care about radio his live shows sale albums for him.His label doesnt pay radio to play him like pop acts. Everyone knows Bawitdaba and Cowboy from the 90s.American Bad Ass has been used in three movie trailors since 2009.Bawitdaba was in The Wedding Ringer in 2015. Everyone knows Picture,All Summer Long,Born Free. The later two live on tv commercials or shows. Born Free has become this generations Born In The USA. I can name more Miley Cyrus songs,heck Bieber songs then Becrapye. Swift is destroying her already in what 4 albums.

July 5, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterBob

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